Top 8 friends

Out of my real-life top-8,
Who are you?

#1
Title (adj followed by noun): Playful Believer
I have a problem, what will you do?: I explain the problems I have, just to hear the thing I know I should do (even though I don‘t want to). You tell the truth, pure and simple.
What I like about you: You are outspoken and opinionated. You are you and nothing can change that. I like being around you because you make the boring things fun.
What I offer you: I’ll always lend an ear, no matter what.
What you have taught me: That people come and go but true friends are here to stay.

#2
Title (adj followed by noun): Money-Loving Companion (as in provides company)
I have a problem, what will you do?: Offer any assistance at all, with no regret.
What I like about you: You have a drive that is not about status. It is about personal desire. Your generosity is as big as your love for money. You also like to listen to me ramble which is rare for anyone I know.
What I offer you: Laughter.
What you have taught me: Trying your hardest now will make it easier later.
You can’t put a price on dreams.

#3
Title (adj followed by noun): Ready Partier
I have a problem, what will you do?: You say, “That sucks.” and tell me not to worry.
What I like about you: The new experiences I have had the past year were mostly with you. You are also carefree.
What I offer you: The place haha… but other than that, a voice of reason.
What you have taught me: You should do everything at least once before you die.
Relax.

#4
Title (adj followed by noun): Deep-thinking Progressor (word I made up)
I have a problem, what will you do?: Tell me your problems. Who knows? You might have it worse.
What I like about you: Our musical tastes are not too far apart. You also are rational and experimental.
What I offer you: I provide insight on most things that are bothering you.
What you have taught me: Opinions are everywhere but not all should be respected (the irrational ones for example).


#5
Title (adj followed by noun): Turn-to Brother
I have a problem, what will you do?: Probably say Jewish.
What I like about you: That last question probably made you laugh. It’s to easy to make you laugh. You also obsess over certain things. You’re not a dip shit like most of the people these days. Pretty much you know the rest cause you know be the best.
What I offer you: You don’t know what the hell you are doing but I’ll help you anyways. (scary movie 2 the butler- yeah this is an inside joke no one else will get)
What you have taught me: In a world full of idiots, it’s good to know someone who is not a dumb fuck.

#6
Title: Mirror Image
I have a problem, what will you do?: Sympathize and talk about it. You know I like to let things out.
What I like about you: You’re different from other people. You get me. You’re so casual.
What I offer you: I’ve already used the term to the ends of the earth plus more. If there is one person that you can talk to, it’s me.
What you have taught me: Memories live on.

#7
Title (adj followed by noun): Total Opposite
I have a problem, what will you do?: See if you can help or sympathize.
What I like about you: You are really comfortable around me. Maybe too comfortable. With most people it’s the other way around. You also admire certain aspects of me (the ones I’m proud of like good listener and advice giver, making people laugh).
What I offer you: I try my hardest not to choke myself when I hear all the stuff you regret. Other than that, I try to teach you how to be lower-maintenance.
What you have taught me: It’s not always about me.

#8
Title (adj followed by noun): Cool Co-worker
I have a problem, what will you do?: There’s nothing you can really do.
What I like about you: I can talk a lot without you getting tired of me. Plus you laugh at my stories.
What I offer you: Stories and a quicker shift.
What you have taught me: To do what I say and to not feel down from the troubles I have with girls.